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01-06-2025, 02:27 PM

(01-06-2025, 02:17 PM)ChamonixBaggie Wrote: St Huberts in the late 90s, came to school one day to find no headmistress and no priest - them having shacked up and ran off together...

Oldbury? I think that was Frank Skinner's school.

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01-06-2025, 02:29 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2025, 02:36 PM by MrBater.)

We had a PE Teacher, Mr Price, he'd been in a motorbike crash I think it was, they'd grafted skin from his ass to various places to fix him up.... Obviously he was never a fan of the Bum Hand nickname we gave him, and he'd quite vocally let you know if he heard you use it.

Always remember a stand in teacher who really smelled of fish, which as kids you're not going to stay quiet about. Turned out she had some medical condition that caused it.

There was a large breasted maths teacher who always liked to lean a little too far forward too, trouble was she seemed to lean lower for the girls rather than the boys.

Had a head of year once insult me in the best way, which was something like 'you're the illigitimate son of a motherless goatherd from Uzbekistan'... Kids these days would probably get upset, I just remember applauding him or similar as I thought it was truly incentive.

Me and a mate once made an inappropriate valentine's card for a girl he liked. Card opens there's a man in a kilt, flip up kilt and there's a photo of a cock sort of thing... Way before Moonpig. She was unimpressed, threw the card away, a bleeding teacher pulled it out the bin and marched us to the head of year (may be a different one to before)... He tried his best to tell us off, but really lost the ire when he was pissing himself looking at the card.

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01-06-2025, 02:56 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2025, 03:03 PM by ColliersWoodBaggie.)

I went to a school in the Tipton area.We had a design tech ( I.e woodworking and metal work) teacher called Mr Hall. He was a tall, lanky bearded fellow. Nice bloke. He was a skilled carpenter. His nickname was ‘Joey Plank’. His name was Joe I think.

One day we were sat in the lesson and he walked past the window with his wife and two kids in tow. Probably some appointment of sorts. One wag shouted, “ look it’s Joey Plank and the Splinters”.

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01-06-2025, 02:56 PM

(01-06-2025, 02:05 PM)ColliersWoodBaggie Wrote: People are scared to name their schools…..

It can go on your permanent record.

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01-06-2025, 03:00 PM

(01-06-2025, 02:56 PM)CarlosCorbewrong Wrote:
(01-06-2025, 02:05 PM)ColliersWoodBaggie Wrote: People are scared to name their schools…..

It can go on your permanent record.

What can? You must have stories of libel .

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01-06-2025, 03:04 PM

(01-06-2025, 11:30 AM)1952 Wrote: Churchfields school in the 60's.
Mr Slack, geography would hit you for virtually no reason. Bent you over the desk and hit you with blackboard rubber. Girls included. Everyone knew cause of the chalk stain which was virtually imposible to get out.
English teacher used to approach you from behind, grab a piece of hair at base of neck and pull up sharply.
The cane could only be used by housemastersand headmaster (and deputy)

I was at Churchfields in 60's. I remember Mr Slack very well ,a very stern horrible bugger ,stunk of tobacco. He went with us to Plas Gwynant in Snowdonia one year and we use to have to do lessons in the evenings. He kept cigarette ends in the turn ups on his trousers and would regularly take them out during the lessons,light up, have a couple of drags then nip the end off and put them back in his turn ups. Use to ask us kids if we had any fags.

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01-06-2025, 03:06 PM

Mine was at Smiths Wood Secondary Modern, which few on here will know, although I know there'll be some who do. I guess our claim to fame was being the arch rival of Daryl Burgess' school.

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01-06-2025, 03:09 PM

Further to the above story, some years later I went to teach PSHE lesson at a school in Tipton and the woman who had got up the duff by the married PE teacher was teaching in the next classroom. I mentioned the school involved but left as an unspoken nod the events that had occurred.

In fairness, even then I could see why his todger had got the better of him

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01-06-2025, 04:09 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2025, 04:10 PM by Old Stroller.)

(01-06-2025, 02:10 PM)Baggiejacko Wrote: Mr Hall in junior school had a punishment he used daily called 'Full Treatment.' He would grab you by the collars and shake you for about 30 seconds, spin you round 6 times, grab your hands and smack each one with a ruler from his pocket, then hit the back of both legs with it, box your ears, bend you over the desk to smack your arse with his hand then spin you round while bent over to boot you up the arse to send you flying towards the door ending up flat on your face. Evil sadistic bastard that enjoyed it. He used to look like he was in a trance while dishing it out. He developed his techniques so he could do it to 2 of us at the same time. The lucky pupil got the slightly weaker left hand. Looking back I think he got away with it because we were all scared of telling people about it because it would be admitting we'd been naughty. This was at Princes End junior school aka 'The Joint' on The Tibby

As soon as I read that first sentence I knew you were referring to Princes End. I don’t recall the ‘Full Treatment’ punishment but I remember Mr Hall giving outbeatings with the ruler for little or no reason. I think I,as a goody-two-shoes, was the last in the class to get hit when one day he randomly called me out, just to complete the full class of victims I believe. Even now I can recall the sense of injustice, 50+ years later!

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01-06-2025, 04:16 PM

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The only teacher of note for me during my whole school career was Mr Wilkes. Big Albion fan and remember going to a game with my dad to an evening game and hearing this bloke proper going off at the referee. Didn't think much of it until I turned to see it was this teacher giving the ref some blue words.

I was a bit of a toerag at school and he was the only one who really had any time for me and was the one who picked me to spend an evening with Darren Moore showing him around the school.

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